1.Jean Claude Trans Am
And if i ever hurt you i swear i never meant to so please don't
hold it against me but in the heat of passion i forget to
sympathize with your virginity how can i sit still every time
you're nea
And how can i forget you're always reminding me all i need'd a
taste you're such a terrible thing to waste but i know you have
your reasons i'll wait for the day that i acn hear you say call
me
U need some
2.Flight 601(All I've Got Is Time)
I think about the places i have been
And what i've seen
And all the lessons i've learned in between
Twenty some odd years and nothing's changed i'm still the same
Still learning from this never ending dream
This life it teaches me of many things like disbelief
And trusting in dishonesty
And love it keeps me dragging on and on
But something's wrong
And i just can't seem to figure out the scheme
Another time might make me crazy
But all i've got is time
Satisfactions never guaranteed
I know you agree
It's best to live inside our memories
And if i make it to the otherside
I'll be satisfied
I'm never coming back for anything
3.Minimum Wage
Politically correct and mentally erect
I'm doing everything i can to conserve the best
But life ain't nothin but a bowl a grits and this united states
proud crap
Makes me sick
People tell me don't make a name for yourself cause that's the
only way you're
Gonna get outta this hell
I'm gonna try and try and try and do all that i can but
I'll never understand it's guaranteed
I'm making minimum wage
I can't survive this day and age, home of the free land of the
brave, i can't
Survive this day and age it's guarenteed i'm making minimum wage
I'll take a work strike over a tax hike any day of the year and
I don't care about anything as long as those striking ain't
bottling beer
Give me a gun let's go get the xxx he wouldn't mind he's
protected by the
Aliens
I've got a green man in my backyard
This time the goverment has gone too far
4.Surf Song
hanging out at the beach one day
And i heard someone say that if i
Was cool i'd be surfing
That's when i decided i wasn't gonna be some punk kid
Gettin sand kicked in his face and losin all the chicks
I wish that i was cool
I wish i was surfing
I wish that i was cool
I wish i was surfing
And every single day
I wish that i was cool
I wish that i was surfing
I went out and bought me a board
I even got me a bungee cord
When i finally caught a wave
Got washed into a daze
How much practice can it take
I mean i've already seen 'point break'
And if keanu can do it then
Well i can too
5.All My Fault
I guess we've had our fun but it seems our fun is over now and
that's all right it's all right
Time for me to move along and after all is said and done
I'll be all right it's all right
Tell me something that's sure to break my heart 'cause
everything's my fault
And i know i deserve to be alone 'cause everything's my fault
Here we go again unsuccessful to make amends
I've tried as hard as i can but i can't seem to understand
I guess it's over now your honesty has all run out
I just can't seem to see how the hell you can make believe thats
it's all right
6.Jolly Green Dumbass
Well all the things i've said to try to make it work have all
been bent or misunderstood
Everything was taken the wrong way
Now you're making things so hard
Now when you think of me you get bent outta shape pissed off at
all the choices that you've made
Everything is going the wrong way
And it's making things so hard
You always kick and scream so hard what can i do to calm you
Down why do you make things so hard you gotta stop sneaking
around
I guess for you a new life has begun
I'll sit at home and watch reruns
So i'm gone all the time what difference does it make
togetherness
Doesn't seem to amount to anything everything is all screwed up
and
Now i'm making things so hard
Sometimes i think about the way it used to be you're not the
same person that you started out to be
I haven't talked to you in days and i guess it's not so hard
7.G.b.o.h.
Sometimes i think of what i could've been and then i kick myself
knowing that
I've ended up just like him and there's other times it doesn't
seem so bad we always used to say with him dead there'll be
No one in our way
Remember the time he caught us in your room your hands were down
my underwear and your tig ol' bitties glistening in the
Air with the zip of my pants well i headed for the door and with
the swing of his fist you were laid out on the floor and
Involuntary self defense call it what you will
How can we go on where do we go from here
Involuntary self defense call it what you will
How can we go on where do we go from here
Running all the way home scared just like a chump
I turned up the judas priest so i could get my gangsta groove on
And the baseball bat called to me like a drug
Breaking the law
Breaking the law
I'm gonna kill your mother's fucker with a louisville slugger
8.Ben
Ask me a question
I'll tell you all i know you ask for my advice and then you take
a different road you traveled oh so far left everyone
Who cared far behind left us all behind
How could i have ever saved you the only thing i'd ever done was
cared
How could i have ever blamed you you never promised that you
would always be there
I'll never know what you were thinking on that night you saw him
on the road and took the angel for a ride
He gave you confidence as you yearned for your own praise then
took your soul away
Take a different road take a chance to know
There's so much more than winning
Take a different way wait another day
Now it seems that it's too late and...
9.Speechless
I never said a thing to hurt you
It's what i didn't say that made you cry
And in all honesty i never would've deserted you
I never dreamt that you would say goodbye
I'll close my eyes tell anoth-er lie think of yesterday think of
everything you said
There's nothing left to say
It's just another day without you here and it seems a long long
time since you went away and i fear
I'll dream another dream about you all that i can do
I'll dream another dream today and i'll dream my life away
I'll close my eyes so i don't have to see you leave tell another
lie anything to keep you here
10.Philosophy
Nothing good can ever seem to last but it's goodness that
delivers us our past nothing good can ever come of this i'm sure
But sometimes you are granted just one wish and every now and
then there'll come a time when you are lost in your own
Mind and then you'll understand just why we were put here on
this earth and why nothing good can last nothing good
Can ever seem to stay but it's great to see those great things
fade away nothing good will ever come of this i'm sure
But in the end we are all still innocent
11.No Lie
Take a chance on me she said i'll be here for a while
I should have seen the lies through her smile why didn't i lie
to you
All the problems that you've had you'll blame them all on me
take away my eyes so i can't see
Take a chance on me again
I'll try and make it right but i won't hear another lie tonight
12.Apple Pie Cowboy Toothpaste
How many wrong turns can i make
I'd give a million dollars just to see her smile on top of me
But if she won't give it up well that's o.k
I never liked that drunk ass bitch anyway
When she does it's on there she goes she's pissin on my floor
How many trips to the e.r will it take she gets her stomach
pumped and runs to buy another case of the michelob cause
The lonestar just won't do and the beer tastes awfully used st.
idesand even special brew (insert hi-fi hard core
Supa-dupa fly gangsta rap here)
13.Rooster Song
Big cock, he's so damn big
Big cock, he even ate a pig
Big cock, a big cock for your mouth.
Big cock, and on thanks-giving
Big cock, is what you'll be given
Big cock , a big cock for your mouth
Big cock, he's so tasty
Big cock, sop him up with gravy
Big cock, a big cock for your mouth.
When i'm alone all i can do is think of you
And all the ways that i can give you... big cock.
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